Atlanta Nixon

Sally, did you pick up my weed from Atlanta yet today?”
“No, Mr. White, but I’ll pop by and get it for you once the website is all done.”
“Why don’t you go now, Sally?”
“OK, but—”
“Go. Go go go!”
“Yes, Mr. White.”

Atlanta is an entrepreneur, running an organic marijuana operation with her boyfriend Brad. They plan to have at least 9 children to help counteract the Idiocracy effect and do their part to better the world.

She also dances at Luigi‘s and is saving up to buy her own private island (or at least 100 acres of one) off the Canazuelan coast.

See all episodes with Atlanta here.