Note the lack of a contact form. That’s because Sally doesn’t know how to set one up and Pádraig was too busy to help. And everyone else was passed out drunk when the website was made.

So… If you want to heap praise upon this show or vent your impotent rage, you will simply have to go to your own email and send a message to:

complaints [at]

Or you can Tweet at Richard @platinumbrowne… but he’ll probably just tell you to fuck off, unless you say nice things, then he’ll offer to fuck you.

You can also Tweet at Nick @NickWhiteShow… if you think Nick will (or even can) read it.